My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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