I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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