Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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