To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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