I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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