Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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