Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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