we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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