Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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