ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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