I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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