idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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