I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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