You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
My vagina is officially offended.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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