I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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