HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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