You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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