So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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