is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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