We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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