those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Randomize
