Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
handjob tips. give me some.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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