Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I need a beard to bite.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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