When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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