I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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