so let's talk penis.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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