Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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