Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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