I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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