I'm really into asian looking animals
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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