oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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