I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize