someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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