just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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