Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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