I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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