she looked like the before picture.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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