The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
love makes seman taste better
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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