I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.