He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY