I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????