nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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