votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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