Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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