Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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