How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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