"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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