this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i was born a porn star she said
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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