I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
time to smoke my breakfast
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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