please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
dude i'm inner monologue high
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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