Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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