There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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