he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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